Across
- 3. John Brown's favorite type of peeing
- 7. Item smuggled by uncomfortable dentists
- 9. Nickname someone we know is trying to give themselves
- 10. Your name
- 13. Name of man's best friend
- 14. Blank Especial
- 16. Mexican obesity expert
- 17. Blank Brothers (sugary coffee drink)
Down
- 1. Second hottest driver
- 2. Expensive whiskey and grandparents
- 4. Takeoff necessity
- 5. Blank Momma, Blank Papa, Blank Little Dog
- 6. Blank House (mediocre concert)
- 7. Danny's shittiest part
- 8. Name shared by our two small roommates
- 11. Never having meetings here again, hopefully
- 12. Kids Mexican Wonderland
- 13. Product sold by Mexican beach vendors
- 15. For Your Mouth (business concept)