Across
- 3. What was the name of their beloved German Shepherd, the fabled Black Beast of Buncombe? (Hint: Her name was ironic, because she was impossible to see at night)
- 4. What is the name of their mostly well-behaved, and always very sweet puppy, the Monstrous Mutt of the Mountains? (Hint: Colin has decided this dog is Irish)
- 5. What dating app did they meet on? (Hint: Rhymes with ‘cringe’, which Natalie did when she read all the hints Colin wrote for this crossword puzzle)
- 7. What is Colin’s middle name? (Hint: He shares it with his father)
- 10. What Appalachian state was Natalie born in? (Hint: John Denver sang about it)
- 13. What is the name of Colin’s best man, and great friend of twenty years? (Hint: Also the best friend of Spongebob)
- 14. What is Natalie’s middle name? (Hint: She shares it with her mother and grandmother)
- 15. What middle name did they give their puppy because he was so dude-like when they first brought him home? (Hint: We suspect he would enjoy White Russians and bowling)
- 17. What is the name of their relentless but wonderful cat, the notorious White Wildcat of Weaverville? (Hint: Named for a fearless Sigourney Weaver character)
- 19. They first met in what month? (Hint: The month before the start of fall, when summer sounds its final call)
- 20. What college did both Colin and Natalie attend, but at different times? (Hint: Natalie finally became a Mountaineer, like her family always wanted)
Down
- 1. Who doesn’t need help to reach the top shelves in the kitchen? (Hint: This person is not as good at touching their toes, though)
- 2. What is the city of their current address? (Hint: You’re there right now)
- 6. What mid-Atlantic state was Colin born in? (Hint: It was the first state)
- 8. Who is younger, and likes to remind the other one of it? (Hint: She has been saying “You’re almost 40” since I was 36)
- 9. How many years have the couple been together? (Hint: They met in the times of Chinese spy balloons and Barbenheimer)
- 11. What is their favorite brewery in the River Arts District? (Hint: The logo contains a bicycle)
- 12. What is their favorite restaurant in Weaverville? (Hint: Less than a mile away, the rehearsal dinner was here, and it’s right across from a dog park/bar called WagBar)
- 16. Where do they hope to go on their honeymoon? (Hint: Once we loch in our plans, we’ll know we kilt it)
- 18. What is the first movie series Colin showed Natalie? (Hint: If you get this one wrong, you shall not pass this crossword puzzle)
