A crossword, for your vigor.

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Across
  1. 2. Bachmeier of the Big 12, currently leading his team on an undefeated season.
  2. 3. They lead the country in time of possession, to the surprise of no one.
  3. 5. Nation’s leading scoring defense, allowing 3.6 PPG less than 2nd place Oklahoma.
  4. 8. Night of the week in November where you can learn which mediocre SEC team the CFP Committee wants to credit more than an undefeated Navy.
  5. 9. Seeing fewer of these articles of clothing on the backs of men in empty student sections across the country.
  6. 11. PJ Fleck’s nautical mantra used during his tenure at Western Michigan and Minnesota.
  7. 15. Time of the day where you can often find Ohio State carrying the water of the Big Ten on Fox.
  8. 18. CUSA School where Diego Pavia got his start.
  9. 23. Gus Johnson’s nickname for sideline reporter Jenny Taft, the AAG
  10. 24. This radical group of Buckeyes can be credited with lighting the fire under Ryan Day, even if it was through abhorrent intimidation and fear; song by Red Rider.
  11. 25. The winners of the Tennessee Alabama game traditionally enjoy one of these after the game.
  12. 26. The most powerful man in Lubbock, his efforts (money) in NIL deals have overhauled the Red Raiders roster and have them within reach of the Playoff.
  13. 27. A school must win 6 games to reach a bowl game, but they can still squeak in with 5 if there aren’t enough eligible teams and they have the highest of this metric among other 5 win teams.
  14. 29. Two Big Ten schools play for a trophy bearing his likeness, and two others play for the tool of his trade.
  15. 30. Running back Miller of the Crimson Tide and spreadable toast compliment.
  16. 31. Nation’s leading scoring offense, averaging 45 PPG and led by Head Coach Eric Morris.
  17. 33. College Gameday personality who offers little in the way of actual analysis, but serves mainly as a heel to the Ohio State contingent of his audience.
Down
  1. 1. Pundits declared this 2024 CFP participant as a potential title contender, despite forgetting that the team they brought back still lost 3 games last season.
  2. 4. Duty to ________ Clause in James Franklin’s contract that requires him to seek employment at another school, with his new contract offsetting the money owed to him by Penn State.
  3. 6. If you thought Kent State was bad, this northeastern school lost to the Golden Flashes 42-6 and can safely be declared the worst team in FBS.
  4. 7. Quarterback and Finance student in the Kelley School of Business
  5. 10. School where Kansei Matsuzawa, AKA the Tokyo Toe, kicks for an audience that now includes Japan.
  6. 12. Former Head Coach of the Bearcats, Fighting Irish, and now Tigers.
  7. 13. The Pfau Course is a truly delightful track, located in this city, home of an undefeated Big Ten program.
  8. 14. Color of the mid-Atlantic Hens who are 4-3 in their first year of FBS football.
  9. 16. Name of the dog that Kirk Herbstreit parades around the country while subjecting to a travel schedule that has to be stressful on a human being, let alone a household pet.
  10. 17. The 2025 season kicked off in Ireland and will conclude just outside of this city; one of the potential CFP participants play here.
  11. 19. Whether you prefer corn or flour variety, Texas Tech has capitulated to the Big 12 and will now eject you for throwing one of these on the field.
  12. 20. The Ramblin’ _____ of Georgia Tech are not only helluva engineers, they are undefeated in ranked in the AP Top 10.
  13. 21. Attending a game in Blacksburg? You won’t see former Head Coach Brent Pry roaming the sidelines anymore, but you will hear this song played as the Hokies take the field.
  14. 22. First school to fire their head coach during the 2025 regular season.
  15. 23. I hang over the city of St. Louis, I am struggling to hang with the speed and complexity of SEC defenses.
  16. 28. November means the return of this annual tradition to our Tuesday and Wednesday evenings.
  17. 32. Jordan of the Big 12, likely first round WR in the 2026 NFL Draft and brand of frozen chicken nuggets/tenders.