Across
- 1. My only email provider
- 3. That is my only newspaper
- 5. What happened to all of my plans
- 8. The perfect accompaniment to all dishes
- 11. The only Walk for me
- 12. Inedible without it
- 15. My name is Mr Jeffrey _____
- 16. I keep it in my suite of filing cabinets
- 17. The opposite of 10 down
- 18. His collox are even saggier than mine
- 19. Must be Sainsbury's own brand, served warm
Down
- 2. The state of my guts
- 3. Civilisation
- 4. My hero, Herr Schickelgruber
- 6. My daily companion, beginning at 11am sharp
- 7. The ideal companion to my cockles
- 9. The ideal breakfast, aggressively salted
- 10. The opposite of 15 across
- 11. I haven't had it in a while
- 13. Ideal for eradicating vermin
- 14. The guardian angel of my every PC woe