Across
- 1. Louder than Charles
- 5. _____ In Wonderland
- 9. Guaranteed to make the Deans List
- 13. Halloween Guru
- 14. Burbon aficionado
- 15. Jet-setter, World Traveller
- 17. Actress Extraordinaire
- 18. Aca-awesome
- 19. Vet not veterinarian
- 20. Mr. Justine
- 23. Mysterious Host, but Nobody's Died Yet
- 24. Best White-Boy Dance
- 26. Oldest young person
- 29. Hostess with the Mostess
- 30. Italian Stallion
Down
- 2. Karaoke Queen
- 3. Think Pink
- 4. _____ in the Middle
- 6. Best corn pudding
- 7. Pops by with Popeyes
- 8. Puff, puff, pass
- 10. Last Comic Standing
- 11. Valentines Day Birthday Queen
- 12. Who's your Daddy?
- 16. Charles's real name
- 21. Gives out extra tickets
- 22. Pumpkin eater, works in Politics
- 25. _____ Ford
- 27. Honeymooned in Spain
- 28. Girls, Girls, Girls