Comedy Christmas cryptic crossword

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Across
  1. 3. Tell me something
  2. 5. A waxy coloured pencil
  3. 7. The friendliest drug of all
  4. 10. Why is there no aspirin in the jungle?
  5. 12. You might find this down a mine
  6. 13. Jazz instrument for diabetes
  7. 15. Mouse from Vancouver
  8. 16. The smallest drug known to man
Down
  1. 1. Ayrton's got constipation
  2. 2. Grant Grastim's brother
  3. 4. You might find this in te christmas cake
  4. 6. A fine wine
  5. 8. A drug that makes you laugh out loud
  6. 9. Underwear for GORD
  7. 11. Which drug get pedaled the most?
  8. 14. What do you call a fish on a bike?