Across
- 3. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
- 4. What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie?
- 7. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
- 8. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Down
- 1. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
- 2. What do you call a fake noodle?
- 5. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
- 6. Why did the tomato turn red?
