Across
- 5. Trifling friend
- 6. Ben
- 7. Veiny, etc
- 9. "I love ___!"
- 10. Balls
- 12. Esteemed helper canine
- 13. Says slurs
- 14. Schizo programmer Terry
Down
- 1. Garrett's Rolling Stones anthem
- 2. Airbuds cult reaction
- 3. Singer of Beautiful Boy
- 4. No government, babysitters, or bedtimes
- 8. "I like ___!"
- 11. Reaction to Shane Pruitt, shorthand