Across
- 3. Emily to the waitress while declining dessert: "No thank you, I'm ___"
- 5. What Blaine could not feel
- 6. Where mom bit her tongue in half
- 8. Centerpiece of the Coppel Family Christmas Eve spread
- 9. The good nanny
- 11. aka Steve Halpert
- 12. Not the sword
- 16. Site of celebratory post-piano recital meals
- 17. Coveted candy during Nutcracker performances
- 18. Horse Face's real last name
Down
- 1. Pancake-flat elephant
- 2. "R" in "RQM"
- 3. Emily got her arm stuck in one
- 4. The bad nanny
- 7. Required listening on the way to the airport
- 10. Command that got Smitty to perch on the FisherPrice stool
- 13. Mom to Dad when he forgot his wallet at Italian Affair: "Are you ____ me?"
- 14. "H" in "GDLH's"
- 15. Not dwarves