Across
- 3. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the ____ is silent.
- 4. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
- 6. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
- 9. Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? Because she had ______ (two words).
- 10. What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
- 12. If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, they are guilty of __________ (two words).
- 14. What do you call a lonely cheese?
Down
- 1. What is an astronauts favorite part of a computer?
- 2. The first French fries weren't actually cooked in France. They were cooked in _______.
- 5. What is the least spoken language in the world?
- 7. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
- 8. What do you call a factory that sells passable products?
- 11. What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?
- 13. What do you get from a pampered cow?