Corny Thanksgiving Jokes

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Across
  1. 5. What do you call rain on Turkey Day? ____ weather.
  2. 6. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
  3. 8. Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey? There was no ____
  4. 9. Why was the turkey asked to join a band? He could bring his own _________.
  5. 12. What did the turkey say when he met the President? ______ me
Down
  1. 1. What did the salad say to the butter who kept making jokes? You're on a ___
  2. 2. Why do pilgrims' pants always fall down? Because they wear their ____ on their hats
  3. 3. What did pilgrim teenagers think about the first Thanksgiving? It was ____
  4. 4. What did the sweet potato say when asked if it was hungry? "Yes I ___."
  5. 7. What is something you will have in common with a teddy bear on Thanksgiving? You will both be filled with ____________
  6. 10. Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn't ______
  7. 11. What is a pumpkin's favorite sport?