Fiona's Christmas Cracker Crossword

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Across
  1. 3. Why does Fiona dream of Christmas sunshine? This island keeps things warm
  2. 4. Why does this dog love Christmas dinner? He’s first in line for the droppings
  3. 6. Why is Christmas so peaceful here? Even the noise takes a holiday
  4. 7. Who makes Noa’s Christmas sparkle? His favourite gift that talks back
  5. 8. Why did Fiona stay here at Christmas? For the garden variety experience
  6. 11. Why did Christmas dinner vanish so fast? It didn’t hang around to get cold
  7. 13. Why is this dog easy to miss at Christmas? He blends in with silent night
  8. 14. Why do the dogs love Boxing Day? It’s blanket coverage
Down
  1. 1. Why is Fiona so calm at Christmas? She’s already stretched the point
  2. 2. Why did Fiona bring an extra bag? The candles needed a lift home
  3. 4. Why don’t these dogs need Christmas crackers? They already have moustaches
  4. 5. Why didFiona trust Christmas dinner? Because it was naturally well behaved
  5. 9. Why does he wear Christmas jumpers? Because fashion never freezes
  6. 10. Why does Fiona sing all December? She can’t stop the show
  7. 12. Why does Fiona love crosswords at Christmas? Because she never does them solo