Across
- 1. Why mom won't leave you
- 7. loudest child
- 9. technical term for Ivan's puckered-asshole-elbow
- 10. underwear you asked for that I forgot to buy
- 13. the dirt-flavoured beer you seem to enjoy
- 15. your covid look (three words)
- 17. stick a _____ in your eye
- 21. best friend of shift-work
- 22. what did the bison say when his son went to school?
- 24. my new mommy
Down
- 2. to be a father you have to be a real ______
- 3. your favourite child
- 4. a cute nickname we call you
- 5. ____ should always be stolen from restaurants, never bought
- 6. Your go-to meal
- 8. your most annoying child
- 11. your lover
- 12. How do you kill someone?
- 14. best child
- 16. father's day is for men who like forget to ____ (two words)
- 18. your preferred shoelace-state
- 19. convention we went to this year (two words)
- 20. our most recent family addiction
- 23. when woud you like to retire