Across
- 1. Rastafarian terror of canals (10)
- 5. Relative stays up all night keeping watch for Batman (9)
- 9. Dance to do in the Scottish stadium (8)
- 10. Social insect that continues sleeping with his sister (9)
- 11. That American rubbish makes the Yorkshireman itch (5)
- 12. The reason I carry an inhaler creates an atmosphere (6)
- 16. Alcoholic dentures used before a meal (8)
- 18. There's no more PG Tips in this cockney teacher's lounge (7)
- 20. Use the rodent droppings to tighten the wheel (7)
- 21. The guy who introduced this calendar can't remember his name (9)
- 22. No enthusiasm for the bicycle made for one (13)
- 24. Unrepentant cannibal at the biggest circus (9)
- 25. Painful that it is even more like a torch (7)
- 26. The mushroom swings both ways, and gives you muscle (5)
Down
- 2. The doctor told me the protrusion started on the top right of my face and finished on the bottom left (8)
- 3. Prediction that you will have cutlery protruding from your rear (8)
- 4. Adoring the fact that it is like a chair (7)
- 6. An obstacle that can't stop you being more like one of the chuckle brothers than he is (7)
- 7. Spanish speaker scared of snakes (8)
- 8. Quote the monkey to return it to life (13)
- 13. It's childish to keep the kids stuff there in the supermarket (9)
- 14. The male voice choir is scary (8)
- 15. Clumsy and confused at the idea of buttock jewellery (8)
- 17. The plastic that causes the parrot to get right thin (13)
- 19. That officer is renting my toilet (10)
- 23. Smaller sheep in this county (14)