Across
- 3. The loser in the battle of the house pets
- 7. Thing that has 104 days
- 11. Instantly recognizable with a fedora
- 12. The state of American politics
- 13. Greek hero that forgot to change the sails of his ship, leading to his father's death
- 14. (for short) What you call a person who grew up around the world
- 15. The internet's favorite psychotic owl
- 16. Thin strip of cardboard you tear off new clothing
- 17. The state of American politics
- 18. What everyone thinks is the capitol of the UAE
- 19. Gentlest Greek goddess
- 20. What's red and bad for your teeth?
- 21. The internet's second favorite psychotic owl
- 23. The winner of the house pet battle
Down
- 1. Person who knows best
- 2. An undead creature that attacks yellow fruit-loving semi circles
- 4. Video games about a triangle and a child in green
- 5. Pixar movie with the line "I'd die for you, Riley"
- 6. Every show has a special featuring this
- 8. Teacher with the koolest hair at Oakton
- 9. The best common utensil (and the only one without any sharp parts)
- 10. Capitol of the UAE
- 14. Game that involves children running away screaming from one of their peers
- 19. Most violent Greek goddess
- 22. Shows up at times of celebration and tragedy