Across
- 2. The container that patiently turns chaos into dinner
- 3. The Polish fruit drink that tastes like summer decided to take a bath in sugar
- 6. The original mother of all things green and messy
- 7. The person who makes noise, breaks guitars, and somehow earns applause for it
- 10. The fairy who grants wishes or the mafia boss who grants “favors”
- 11. The magical illusion that lets us live a hundred lives from one couch
- 13. The Polish city that smiles at you even when it is snowing
- 14. That strange feeling you get when your phone lights up after you only thought of something
Down
- 1. The Renaissance artist or the ninja turtle, depending on your childhood
- 4. The ancient way of explaining everything humans still do not understand
- 5. The color of peace, sadness, and jeans that never fit right
- 8. The only war where horses move like drunk camels and queens rule everything
- 9. Words that sound the same but love confusing everyone
- 11. The humble clay pot that keeps water cooler than your fridge ever could
- 12. The only vegetable that makes you cry before life does