Across
- 1. Often following “I’m trying to convince my wife to let me wear a fez hat by she won’t ____”
- 6. When Christians start a holy war, it’s a…
- 9. A witch doctor’s potion
- 10. Respectful, sometimes endless, goodbye
- 14. A suggested solution to someone triggered by many allergens.
- 16. Or, extra hot for white people
- 18. Always achieved amongst “Yes Men”
- 21. Home to dirty nooks and crannies since laws were imposed
- 22. Some do it before, some after, straight men, never
- 23. A request. Payment as money or social media exposure
- 25. For some reason adult films contain them (singular).
- 26. Shaq, Murphy, William
- 29. An individual who escaped a volcano, or was called names once
Down
- 2. Your sibling but never you
- 3. Gods are worshiped for these. Ignore the negative values. (Singular)
- 4. The first rule in the hoarder’s handbook
- 5. Two cycles
- 7. An introvert’s hero and nightmare. Adjective.
- 8. A pet after a holiday with the grandparents
- 11. First, check between the sofa cushions.
- 12. Many consider soup one, others classify it as a drink.
- 13. Levels of authority within a group of drag queens
- 15. You shouldn’t use the word in it.
- 17. A virgin car yard wavey man
- 19. An excuse that actually happened
- 20. Storage facility of acidic juices
- 22. I once ate a mint from the bottom of my mother’s purse
- 24. A teacher with messy handwriting will…
- 27. Why your grandparents overfeed your pet while you’re on holidays
- 28. Adequate prosthetic
