Crossword 1

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Across
  1. 1. Often following “I’m trying to convince my wife to let me wear a fez hat by she won’t ____”
  2. 6. When Christians start a holy war, it’s a…
  3. 9. A witch doctor’s potion
  4. 10. Respectful, sometimes endless, goodbye
  5. 14. A suggested solution to someone triggered by many allergens.
  6. 16. Or, extra hot for white people
  7. 18. Always achieved amongst “Yes Men”
  8. 21. Home to dirty nooks and crannies since laws were imposed
  9. 22. Some do it before, some after, straight men, never
  10. 23. A request. Payment as money or social media exposure
  11. 25. For some reason adult films contain them (singular).
  12. 26. Shaq, Murphy, William
  13. 29. An individual who escaped a volcano, or was called names once
Down
  1. 2. Your sibling but never you
  2. 3. Gods are worshiped for these. Ignore the negative values. (Singular)
  3. 4. The first rule in the hoarder’s handbook
  4. 5. Two cycles
  5. 7. An introvert’s hero and nightmare. Adjective.
  6. 8. A pet after a holiday with the grandparents
  7. 11. First, check between the sofa cushions.
  8. 12. Many consider soup one, others classify it as a drink.
  9. 13. Levels of authority within a group of drag queens
  10. 15. You shouldn’t use the word in it.
  11. 17. A virgin car yard wavey man
  12. 19. An excuse that actually happened
  13. 20. Storage facility of acidic juices
  14. 22. I once ate a mint from the bottom of my mother’s purse
  15. 24. A teacher with messy handwriting will…
  16. 27. Why your grandparents overfeed your pet while you’re on holidays
  17. 28. Adequate prosthetic