Across
- 2. The perfect spiel you’ve rehearsed 50 times.
- 4. What you build when you're not asking for a job (but secretly are).
- 7. The paragraph you rewrite 20 times, only to be ignored.
- 9. That thing you complain about but can’t live without.
- 10. The person who always wants it yesterday.
- 12. The line you dread crossing late.
- 14. The new office standard, until the Wi-Fi dies.
- 16. Verbal tug-of-war with strangers in formals.
Down
- 1. Urgency’s four-letter word.
- 3. A conversation where judgement is mutual—but power isn't.
- 5. The office accessory no one talks about but everyone wears.
- 6. That golden ticket you wait for while pretending not to care.
- 8. What gets read before you're heard.
- 11. What makes the dream work (allegedly).
- 13. Deadline's favorite acronym.
- 15. The department that hires, fires, and never forgets.