Crossword

2. When your knowledge of ice hockey begins and ends with Heated Rivalry and a predictable Instagram soundtrack.
5. The Arcane character with the shortest possible crossword answer.
7. What getting ready in my room essentially becomes, minus the microphones.
9. A man whose graphic design choices were, at best, a creative experiment.
10. The third member of the deputy alliance.
11. Surname of the opposition leader during the great head team civil war.
12. A horse that has been dead for years, yet somehow continues to be beaten.
14. The band whose concerts apparently double as our regularly scheduled Odhran Birt sightings.
16. A place where we can throw back 16 shots
17. Medieval English literature's most famous group-trip storyteller.

1. Apparently what you need when you're struggling to sleep.
3. Ellie's unexpected opponent on a Spanish night out.
4. A vampire whose love life could sustain several dissertations.
6. Our long-standing opposition on the badminton court, whether they liked it or not.
8. A vampire with an ego large enough to deserve its own television series.
11. A revolutionary alternative to refrigeration, according to one particular scientist.
13. A type of metre that might haunt an English student's dreams.
15. The criminal mastermind behind a particularly ambitious heist.