Across
- 2. This coaster assimilated my manhood
- 5. "X" doesn't mark this spot
- 6. Number of lingerie outfits in PA on Christmas
- 7. I love the way you
- 9. It was a "hard" drive home from a party by these hosts
- 12. Month we got married
- 17. Our love of sci-fi and this are all we have in common
- 18. OBX
- 19. I turn to putty when you wear one
- 21. Valentine's Day 2009 location
- 22. 70-1
- 24. The scenery here is almost as beautiful as you
- 27. You like to be kissed here
- 28. They're luscious
- 29. Handsome man has this kind of wife
- 30. A Star not found in the night sky
- 31. You insanely get this way when thinking of me with another woman
- 32. Valentine's Day 2015 song and dance with rope
Down
- 1. I stick to drawing these
- 3. A fruit you don't like
- 4. Street we used to live on
- 8. Gatlinburg slide
- 10. Vegas magician
- 11. Impractical garment for the kitchen on Valentine's Day
- 13. Dean and Sam's last name
- 14. Last name of one of your free extramarital passes
- 15. Your favorite superhero
- 16. Fun numbers and Optimus
- 20. They're "magic" and get you off
- 23. Tron's lover, fuckbuddy, and baby mama
- 25. Hair extensions and wigs are a form of this deceptive practice
- 26. A bedtime activity (an INNOCENT one)
- 29. This sextivity can snap something