Across
- 1. government agency that i have beef with
- 3. i’m a social drinker of ______
- 6. “it’s not the heat - it’s the ________”
- 8. spins in the air (bad)
- 10. my favorite weather (+ storm) and basketball team
- 13. makes the best ice cream in the world
- 15. red with black spots
- 17. you!
- 20. ______, truck yeah
- 21. funniest recent president before Trump
- 23. soccer
- 24. your new doggy friend
- 26. has its eyes on you
- 28. why the trees are screaming (it’s that time of year)
- 30. the movie i’m watching right now
- 31. my stupid temporary job
- 32. the savior of basketball
Down
- 2. looks oh so pretty
- 4. the ______ cop slide
- 5. the only acceptable weatherman
- 7. my car’s name
- 9. TSA just had to announce new rules about traveling with this condiment
- 11. very tall rocks
- 12. me!
- 13. America’s pastime
- 14. the movie my neighbors heard from my room
- 16. my primary care physician (satire, kind of)
- 18. creek
- 19. no one ever expects it
- 22. “makes me want a ______ real bad”
- 25. crossword
- 27. our alter ego(s)
- 29. capital of Puerto Rico