crossword time!

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Across
  1. 4. medical professional, works under surgeon
  2. 5. what you do to your ex's phone number
  3. 8. quickie marriage
  4. 11. This month's Us Creepy Cover Girl
  5. 12. puts you under
  6. 13. what happens to your menstrual cycle when you're sewed onto to someone else with a period
Down
  1. 1. everyone in a relationship is
  2. 2. After attachment surgery, watch out for signs of _____
  3. 3. knife-like tool used in surgical procedures
  4. 6. wrap your wound in some ____
  5. 7. _____ percent of marriages end in divorce
  6. 9. the amount of pillows you need when you sew your heads together
  7. 10. the feeling you get after a relationship doesn't work out, and you have to get surgically separated from each other