Across
- 4. medical professional, works under surgeon
- 5. what you do to your ex's phone number
- 8. quickie marriage
- 11. This month's Us Creepy Cover Girl
- 12. puts you under
- 13. what happens to your menstrual cycle when you're sewed onto to someone else with a period
Down
- 1. everyone in a relationship is
- 2. After attachment surgery, watch out for signs of _____
- 3. knife-like tool used in surgical procedures
- 6. wrap your wound in some ____
- 7. _____ percent of marriages end in divorce
- 9. the amount of pillows you need when you sew your heads together
- 10. the feeling you get after a relationship doesn't work out, and you have to get surgically separated from each other
