Across
- 3. Dolio Come for the yoga; stay for the chimis
- 5. Only thing standing between your campo and chaos
- 6. What you get when you can’t afford Presidente
- 10. Satan’s minions
- 13. “¿el que, el que?”
- 14. CIA’s replacement for waterboarding
- 17. Grocery store, bar, dominos den, chisme centro
- 20. Twitter of the Dominican Republic
- 21. Ahora, ahorita, ahora mismo
- 23. Reason people are shouting numbers at each other
- 29. How you should always answer the phone to sound dominicano
- 30. 10th-grade education; better at math than you
- 31. You can check out any time you like/But you can never leave
- 32. Gringo Grita. 3/20-3/25. Bella Epoca. 9308
- 34. What tigs call each other and it’s not peanuts
- 36. Tiguere mating call
- 37. Reason to cancel everything
- 38. You don’t want to be stuck in this cocina
- 39. Chief reason to go to the Bella, but we doubt the machine will work
Down
- 1. You’ll probably lose this...multiple times
- 2. Your best friends. Your worst enemies.
- 4. Sigue_________
- 5. Black and white and played all over
- 7. Prince of Bachata
- 8. Unofficial name of a Peace Corps region and thing you buy to water down your wine
- 9. Your doña’s preferred travel companion
- 11. “Only 3 mothers, 2 babies, and a family size bag of rice? Psh, Vamos”
- 12. National pastime
- 15. part of your head; un poquito
- 16. Animal Gladiators of the Campo*
- 18. Devuelveme mi _____________
- 19. The unofficial president of the the DR
- 22. Large beer; larger store
- 24. Expectation: exploring secret waterfalls; Reality: lukewarm shower at Bella (free WiFi)
- 25. What’s up in dominicano
- 26. Either has Dios, patria, y libertad or arroz, habichuelas, y carne
- 27. The Spanish word stopping you from learning other Spanish words
- 28. A Spanish greeting that’s not even Spanish/Buy your concert tickets here.
- 33. Confidence of Don Juan, success rate of Don Quixote
- 35. Who knew you could be so mad and handsome?