Across
- 2. Chops onion at the Jamaican
- 3. Fruity church of england legend
- 6. Ashley did not take the eastern forest
- 8. Hire returns to follow arch Dane
- 11. Banter medic confused by full back
- 13. Irish lady between zero and one
- 15. Italian wizard back from California city
- 16. PL prodigy smashes an inane world record
- 18. You do not belong in the time to come, Paulo
- 19. Look at the messy car of a CL vet
- 22. Palaceman is host to legendary king
- 23. Nigerian model Kate's energy boost
Down
- 1. Portuguese mother of speciality
- 4. African excluded Mike from the Me Too piece
- 5. Not a short forward
- 7. Rapid Welshman
- 8. Fool's lost love is a keeper
- 9. Lumbering centre back
- 10. Cup final hero in absentia
- 12. Amongst the worst ones are stylish defenders
- 14. Jon went on a mix of dates
- 17. A brotherly tree?
- 20. Scottish winger is itchier in disarray
- 21. Milan hangout initially off side