Across
- 1. Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me! (film)
- 3. Apparently this date is important (date)
- 5. The best alma mater (place)
- 6. Tastes like black licorice and old college memories (drink)
- 7. Don't Choke on your aspirations (film)
- 11. You ain't never had a friend like me (film)
- 13. Who needs strong weapons when you have the bomb rune? (game)
- 16. He's a friend from work! (film)
- 17. They're going to steal the declaration of independence (film)
- 18. You're one of six people who's read this book
- 19. With me, without me. WITH ME, without me. (film)
- 20. Who has a safety deposit box full of money and six passports and a gun? Who has a bank account number in their hip? I come in here, and the first thing I'm doing is I'm catching the sightlines and looking for an exit. (film)
- 21. You sit upon a throne of lies (film)
Down
- 2. I've got a bad feeling about this... (ser.)
- 4. Pedro Pascals metal dad show (show)
- 8. Well, Now I'm Standing. Happy? We're All Standing Now. Bunch Of Jackasses Standing In A Circle (film)
- 9. Alcohol, the cause of, and the solution to, all of life's problems (show)
- 10. Titled: "The one with the ___" (show)
- 12. I don't know, is it an African or European swallow? (ser.)
- 14. Eye in the Sky (comp.)
- 15. 3 part race that makes you throw up in the first third (event)