Dad's 60th Birthday

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Across
  1. 5. Thing you didn’t mean to hit while saving the morning joe.
  2. 9. A birthday gift even the IRS approves of.
  3. 10. Dining spot where Mom issues her final “her or me” ultimatum!
  4. 13. The team that gave you bragging rights from 1980-1983.
  5. 17. “Got your nose?” Not in our house. “Got _________!”
  6. 19. Post Chinese meal inspection?
  7. 21. Three score.
  8. 22. Where you spent your early years.
  9. 23. Where Dad and a friend started off their Manhattan residence.
  10. 24. Yearly vacation locale.
  11. 26. Where all of his sons made their first appearance.
  12. 28. At this shop, every day was a Battle.
  13. 31. Place where sparks first flew with Mom.
  14. 33. Not exactly a dream…
  15. 34. A beloved, Chinese friend - but what it translates to in English.
  16. 35. Franchise set on the enterprise.
  17. 38. Classroom skill awarded for errands and assistant work, not keystrokes!
  18. 40. “Be _______, have _______TM, in that order”
  19. 43. The team that makes every year feel like 60.
  20. 44. Where young Dad spent family holidays.
  21. 45. Another perfectly good evening?
  22. 46. High school pseudonym that stuck.
  23. 47. Where you spent summer days sweating and swimming.
  24. 48. Home divider that gave way thanks to Dad’s teenage feet.
Down
  1. 1. Suburb where Dad’s New Jersey family began.
  2. 2. Dad’s garage warning! “Watch the ______!”
  3. 3. MBA program sharing its name with a breakfast staple.
  4. 4. Model on wheels nearly sacrificed by Dad’s kin.
  5. 6. ’Twitch Twitch’ to you and your buddies, but more formally known as...
  6. 7. At UPENN, a very ‘hands-on’ elective where the films were required but homework was optional.
  7. 8. Your final resting place… with a view of the tail lgths.
  8. 11. Mom’s nickname in Dad’s dictionary.
  9. 12. Place where you pulled weekend shifts for your Dad– and your wallet!
  10. 14. Favorite childhood snack, or at least one of the favorites.
  11. 15. University moving hazard.
  12. 16. Your favorite show… a treat every Sunday.
  13. 18. L Squared.... More like LLC
  14. 20. Birthday boy and famous attack.
  15. 25. _________CORPORATION. The Deli isn’t bad either.
  16. 27. Alfred E. Neuman strikes again!
  17. 29. First stop on your newlywed adventure.
  18. 30. Bar Mitzvah prank involving this poultry remain.
  19. 32. White carpetless locale!
  20. 36. Lifelong partner in pranks
  21. 37. Not so hidden hazards you always tell us to watch for in the house.
  22. 39. Not just fast, German fast.
  23. 41. Dad’s way of diagramming domestic order. Especially with the laundry room.
  24. 42. TV pair that proved opposites attract.