Dad's Christmas Present

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Across
  1. 2. 4-u
  2. 3. 1/2 of a famous song composed by Jacques Offenbach
  3. 6. The red herring that goes POP!
  4. 9. Netflix thriller TV series released in 2018
  5. 11. homonym to a silvery-grey flighter.
  6. 13. Bemusing and confusing image
  7. 15. 3rd person singular present indicative of be
  8. 16. A factory constructed out of pillows
  9. 17. s'il vous plait
Down
  1. 1. First-name Spaniel, second rhyme Cabbage. What did he do?
  2. 3. The process of sharply putting pressure on your thumb and middle finger.
  3. 4. -tube
  4. 5. The crossword is someone's property
  5. 7. -line
  6. 8. uh; when stressed ey
  7. 10. Popular opposite
  8. 11. used to refer to a person, place, or thing that is unique.
  9. 12. suitable or proper in the circumstances
  10. 14. homonym to the shouty sense