Across
- 1. AAA game where Mom guessed prices and Eli let the games begin.
- 6. Punishment for a groundball through the legs.
- 8. When in Rome, this unyielding structure helped Dad keep the peace between Eli and Sam.
- 9. At Epcot, Dad always made sure the boys got their fill of this poultry prize.
- 10. What Dad called “orthopedic inserts” when the Disney cast member looked suspicious.
- 11. Roadside stop in South Carolina that Dad and Isaac spotted on their Florida trek.
- 12. Isaac’s grand tour of China with Dad included this iconic landmark.
- 14. NHL player treated in Dad’s office, later quizzed Isaac on world capitals.
- 15. Surprise pitstop between camp and Niagara Falls.
- 17. The word that cost Isaac his driver’s license.
- 19. Where Dad took us to see baseball near Babe Ruth’s childhood stomping grounds.
- 20. This shelled animal comes out when Dad folds his neck skin.
- 21. Dad’s secret move to get twice the entertainment after smuggling contraband snacks.
- 23. Shark-infested slide at Atlantis report that Dad insisted was “part of the experience”.
- 24. The grand estate backdrop for Dad’s Asheville photoshoot.
Down
- 2. Disney attraction where Dad channeled his inner archaeologist.
- 3. A bubbly reminder to watch your language.
- 4. Where Dad took the boys for coaster rides and colonial vibes in Virginia.
- 5. This majestic sea creature always makes an appearance when Dad goes swimming.
- 7. At Jonny’s wedding, Dad forced us into a tone-deaf tribute to this American Idol star.
- 13. Dad’s reply to “When?”
- 14. The coaster we braved before heading to Spumoni Gardens.
- 16. He messed with the wrong dad at the soccer game.
- 17. Dad never left this team’s locker room without snacks and stats.
- 18. Our baseball catch in the backyard was going great until these nocturnal visitors appeared.
- 22. Eli’s fizzy remedy for Dad’s broken wrist.
