Across
- 3. Month of the year that Dan and Diane got married
- 6. A person of large stature usually spotted while people watching at amusement parks (2 words)
- 8. Dan and Joe's kryptonite (3 words)
- 11. "That guy's old as dirt! He's an antique?"
- 12. Liberty University basketball fan with a notable cheer
- 14. No wheat means _______
- 18. Amelia's favorite thing about Grandpa
- 21. The National Park where Dan and Bill hiked as far as the parking lot
- 22. Forbidden foosball tactic in "tournament mode"
- 24. Infamous animal sounds that came from above when sitting at the dining room table (3 words)
- 27. Facial hair sported by Dan on his wedding day
- 28. map What you get when you find 15 mailboxes at Cherry Crest (2 words)
- 29. Term of endearment when anyone passed Dan in Mario Kart (2 words)
- 30. Stiffness that sets in one has been sitting in the car too long, especially on a trip to Missouri
- 32. A game played with clubs
- 34. Visiting a college campus without actually setting foot on it
- 35. Legacy of Charlies' great-grandfather passed on by his grandfather-a firm bonk on the head
- 36. Number of grandchildren Dan has
- 37. Oldest and most faithful club in Dan's bag
- 38. "Why wouldn't you be?"
Down
- 1. Dan's famous weight loss dessert
- 2. Star Wars character that Dan told Brian and Tommy to stop quoting loudly so he could go to sleep
- 4. Yearbook nickname revelation
- 5. Grade of elementary school that Dan skipped
- 7. Evie's favorite mountain that she climbed with Grandpa (2 words)
- 9. Training video used by the Navy to explain something about acquisition (3words)
- 10. Name of grocery store that Dan worked at
- 12. Running errands that aren't his and giving away money on his birthday display this trait
- 13. Game of Things Answer (4 words)
- 15. The small metal or plastic tip on the end of a shoelace
- 16. Condiment that Dan hates
- 17. What Dave Ramsey called Barbie right before throwing her over his shoulder
- 19. Oldest team in the NFL
- 20. Dan's one-word definition of pro-wrestling
- 23. Dan's favorite place to order pizza
- 25. Role Dan had where his only line was, "He was here just a minute ago, Mrs. Claus."
- 26. "People still watch that show?!"
- 28. Name for someone who enjoys solving crossword puzzles
- 31. The phrase Brian heard most often at the kitchen table (2 words)
- 33. Class taught by Dan available occasionally at Bethel Church (2 words)
