Across
- 3. Andrea’s favorite plump villain (three words)
- 7. A term involving the spread of unwelcome aromas that Jon and Jesse learned from Meghan this year (two words)
- 8. Dante taught with this teacher for 10 years (two words)
- 12. This 9-5 artist known for her voice and also large chest (2 words)
- 13. Another name for Christina Di Stefano
- 14. This aquatic creature mixed with a fish is what Dante imagines Buttimer’s true love out at sea to look like
- 15. Dante foresees himself die on this day of the week
- 16. What most members of the English Department do when Dante enters a room
- 18. Dante sold this food on a canoe (two words)
- 19. When asked about his retirement plans, Dante claims he will die in this
Down
- 1. The poetic meter employed by ChatGPT in its ode to Jon's lunch selections (two words)
- 2. This color of food shall not grace Dante’s plate
- 4. Dante’s favorite magician-mathematician (two words)
- 5. A slang term that the young'uns use nowadays to describe the special energy emitted by individuals with powerful, commanding personalities. One 9th grader used this term to describe Kenneth Branagh in Henry the Fifth this year
- 6. What stuffed animal did Declan claim his teacher hit him in the head with?
- 9. A man who has the unique distinction of being widely regarded as the worst poet in the history of the English literary tradition (two words)
- 10. Strike palms together; done for Dante no matter the weather
- 11. Dante is this person's lawyer, spokesperson, body guard, etc. (two words)
- 17. A very original and striking symbol representing empathy in the verse of Dr. DiStefano (two words)