Across
- 2. Briseno family business
- 7. NFL helmet color of the team who's logo is their helmet
- 9. once coined the "Broad Street Bullies"
- 11. part 1 of the superior snoozy sound
- 12. NCAA helmet color
- 13. the most practical footwear
- 14. dijon of choice
- 16. why David is green while the rest of us are blue
- 17. Alfred Hawthorne's nickname
- 20. (see benny)
- 21. easier for David to crack than crossword clues
- 22. lunch in a can
- 23. hop supply
Down
- 1. top-rated episode of (see benny) that doubles as Stephen's favorite late-night game
- 2. home of NFL helmet logo team
- 3. Seward's sleeping place
- 4. place to get hoppy
- 5. the infamous long-term long-distance low-commitment casual girlfriend
- 6. repulsive melon
- 8. part 2
- 10. opening act for the Eagles that David would throw a (see melon) at
- 15. Robert, Jimmy, John and John
- 18. actor who served 6 months in the war his show is centered around
- 19. based on "Three Army Doctors"
