Across
- 1. she had a dog named candy - and we never swam once in her glorious pool: ___ Comstock
- 4. once coined the "Broad Street Bullies"
- 5. actor who served 6 months in the war his show is centered around
- 6. Alfred Hawthorne's nickname
- 9. the whistleblower who killed the Sandbox Club: ___ Tabone
- 10. NCAA helmet color
- 11. this longtime Pangborn priest was heard to shout: "Muddy ___ and Harlatans!"
- 13. this AHS 82 grad - a studly German - later became a cross-dresser and later a woman: ___ Drabicki
- 17. this tall red-headed ND hoop star ate pizza every night with Dave in the Pangborn basement
- 18. "The Caves, the Clown, and ___. These are a few of my favorite things."
- 19. dijon of choice
- 20. the second of George's ratty dogs
- 22. this scoundrel led the takeover of George Freeze's house in summer of 78: ___ McNeil
- 24. this frenemy sabotaged Dave's chances at the Paperboy of the Year award in 1979
- 25. repulsive melon
- 26. this canine killer spelled the end for Oscar
- 28. Dave lasted about 8 days in this original college major
- 29. Dave's long-unrequited love from 1976 that moved to Louisiana
- 30. this 20-something druggie took a liking to Megan Stapleton on their backyard swingset: ___ Dellostritto
- 31. surname of (see benny)
- 33. she allegedly gave birth to Ewing's love child in the attic on Fitch Avenue: ___ Buttarazzi
- 35. opening act for the Eagles that David would throw a (see melon) at
- 38. part 1 of the superior snoozy sound
- 39. place to get hoppy
- 40. this cheating partner of Dave's turned in a 38 on the first day of golf try-outs in sub-zero temps in 79: a change of teammates on day 2 exposed the scandal
- 44. Robert, Jimmy, John and John
Down
- 2. why David is green while the rest of us are blue
- 3. NFL helmet color of the team who's logo is their helmet
- 7. top-rated episode of (see benny) that doubles as Stephen's favorite late-night game
- 8. the infamous long-term long-distance low-commitment casual girlfriend
- 12. Briseno family business
- 14. Seward's sleeping place
- 15. Dave got this college nickname for perching on the radiator on cold South Bend mornings
- 16. based on "Three Army Doctors"
- 19. the first of George's ratty dogs
- 21. this pre-teen was tied to the telephone pole with a jumprope by Susie and Sheryl
- 23. Dave's ill-fated Sandbox Club initiation: Eat ___ and show us your underwear
- 24. home of NFL helmet logo team
- 27. the most practical footwear
- 32. hop supply
- 34. this once-promising Auburn HS QB had a breakdown and lives out his days on Peacock St. in his parent's basement: ___ Daddabbo
- 36. lunch in a can
- 37. Laverne's 120 year old MOL
- 41. George Freeze's booze-addled wife that drowned in the bathtub
- 42. the yearbook quote (see drwho) of this AHS 82 classmate: John Von ___
- 43. part 2 of (see rain)