Across
- 4. lay back, play games, do whatever
- 5. when you check the date and see it, you cry inside
- 6. on the 3rd Sunday of this month, be nice to your dad
- 7. almost midweek but still kinda boring
- 11. memorial day is the last day of this month
- 14. Isn't the concept of a fat old man coming into your house through the chimney, giving you stuff, and eating your cookies kinda weird?
- 15. school/work then you get some fun
- 16. Columbus sailed the ocean and on a day of this month, we celebrate that
- 17. Yay! It's Frida-- oh... nevermind
- 18. More winter Mr. Groundhog?
Down
- 1. why even is it called hump day?
- 2. Happy New Year!
- 3. explosions, hillbillies, and loud noise all in one day of this month
- 4. why can't you wear white after the 9th of this month?
- 8. unless you go to church, you can be lazy. All that sucks is school/work the next morning
- 9. not much happening this month
- 10. spoopy day is this month
- 12. has a day just for pranks
- 13. wearing green? good, I don't have to pinch you