Female Medical Crossword!

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Across
  1. 3. — five mls in the wee orange juice tubs
  2. 4. Seamus likes to — & — (3,5)
  3. 5. Patients’ favourite snack (3,3,5)
  4. 8. Louise & -
  5. 12. “Wee bit of - coming now!” (4,5)
  6. 14. Goes on bums
  7. 15. Colour of cannula needed for CTPA
  8. 18. Always overcharges
  9. 19. Clinical Sister most likely to still be here an hour after her shift
  10. 21. If notes are missing it’s usually the — who lost them
  11. 25. Time for the daily —!
  12. 26. “Has anyone seen the menu —?!”
  13. 29. We hate to see them coming (9,7)
  14. 31. Smallest Clinical Sister
  15. 32. Always come in pairs
  16. 33. The ward Michelle hates being in (6,3)
  17. 35. The domestic I always chat to about musical theatre
  18. 37. She got up from a seat and there was a wet patch… (8,6)
Down
  1. 1. Pure mad (8,5)
  2. 2. Replaced with stupid Senset
  3. 5. Pauline is my - ward manager
  4. 6. Female Medical Lamination Link Nurse
  5. 7. - portion
  6. 9. His face used to be on the fancy glass bottles of water we got at the start of the pandemic (5,5)
  7. 10. What Mrs Elizabeth Knox was formerly known as (4,5)
  8. 11. “Has anyone got the — keys?!”
  9. 13. Pandemic
  10. 16. She got stuck in a commode once trying to show me how a patient got stuck in a commode (4,5)
  11. 17. She’s forever printing out hard copies of emails she’s sent you
  12. 20. I don’t like him and he knows it
  13. 22. I brought her a tulip from Amsterdam
  14. 23. Susan’s favourite patient ever
  15. 24. My least favourite consultant with the curly hairs on his arms
  16. 27. Person who rings the ward mobile the most (7,6)
  17. 28. “It’s awfully — in here!” (Anne/Michelle)
  18. 30. You’ve very low chances of getting one while the doctors are there
  19. 34. The Mattress Man!
  20. 36. The person Jemily handed the phone to once, saying “It’s for you. They want to talk to the fattest nurse on Female Medical.”