Across
- 5. place to keep a knife with which to kill yourself
- 6. patrick’s likely persuasion
- 8. jill’s favorite type of man
- 9. instagram group chat
- 11. queen of cameo; biggest swiftie
- 15. likely place for hunter wickham to be
- 16. sara’s future son
- 17. our house has this out front
- 18. sara oovoo’d from here
- 19. superior choice over jake
- 23. call for suicide assistance
- 25. last name of alma’s sexiest cartoon father
- 26. jess breck’s favorite headpiece
- 28. nickname of a dentist with disdain for the poor
- 29. sara’s are infamous
Down
- 1. jill’s preferred high school meal
- 2. a marriage to doug
- 3. alma’s mother’s nickname
- 4. sara’s gift to doug
- 7. lover of turtles, creator of cutting boards
- 9. alma made a mountain of this
- 10. video call with a queen
- 12. last name of alma’s sexiest cartoon teen boy
- 13. he’s bi again :)
- 14. once said “at least you know”
- 17. spanish professor best known for “wait… what?”
- 20. men will do this if not cradle
- 21. rabbit
- 22. Just a mom doing mom stuff
- 24. kirsten’s favorite type of man
- 27. singer of jill’s favorite song
- 30. sara voice: