Divorce Guide Magazine, March

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Across
  1. 1. Handwritten group chat from Mean Girls.
  2. 8. “I want it that way” but no one knows what “it” is.
  3. 11. “I’ll be there for you” (but not emotionally available) show theme
  4. 15. Excuse me, you’re stepping on her neck.
  5. 16. Hair tie that survived the patriarchy.
  6. 17. Love language of people who avoid therapy.
  7. 19. Nora Ephron romance built on radio waves and destiny.
  8. 24. School supply that held both homework and secrets.R
  9. 25. Middle school status symbol in strawberry kiwi.
  10. 26. Dramatic snap-close for emphasis.
  11. 27. Freddie Prinze Jr. proves removing glasses equals transformation.
  12. 30. LAVIGNE He was a sk8r boy, she filed eventually.
  13. 32. Goldie Hawn revenge-core before revenge-core was trending.
  14. 33. Group that taught us synchronized yearning.
  15. 34. Catalog that shaped our identity, we wish they’d bring it back.
Down
  1. 2. “When pizza’s on a ____ ____…” (sleepover anthem food)
  2. 3. Term we retired with our side parts for a Woman in Charge
  3. 4. Romance built entirely on anonymous messaging, Norah Ephron.
  4. 5. Modern boundary disguised as a button.
  5. 6. Official writing utensil of dramatic diary entries.
  6. 7. Season of saying no.
  7. 9. Alicia Silverstone’s 90s masterclass in matchmaking and plaid.
  8. 10. Bend and snap > your ex’s personality.
  9. 12. Magazine where crushes lived and died.
  10. 13. How we downloaded feelings illegally.
  11. 14. How we got viruses and Avril Lavigne.
  12. 16. Original girl gang empowerment unit.
  13. 18. Y2K ankle hazard.
  14. 19. Modern relationship announcement method.
  15. 20. Millennial generational hair marker.
  16. 21. Collective cultural trauma garment.
  17. 22. Hairstyle that should have come with an apology, but actually came with too much cologne.
  18. 23. Emotional VHS advice we ignored.
  19. 28. Nickname of Randy Taylor Actor, patron saint of Tiger Beat.
  20. 29. Magazine that told us how to decode “mixed signals” at 14.
  21. 31. Soundtrack of early internet and impatience.