DMC HS Staff

6. Gave a young Mr. Z fashion advice when the basketball team would dress up for gamedays
8. Wears the most fashionable earrings of the staff, with the possible exception of Mr. Dunham
10. Is not better at golf than Mr. Zylstra, despite beating him in a 2v2 competition last summer
12. Roots for a college team that has lost to Purdue in March Madness twice in recent history (2019 and 2024)
13. Once told Mr. Zylstra about a very impressive Grand Canyon hiking trip that he/she took
14. Makes a lot of trips to Orlando, Florida
15. One of the most successful basketball coaches in DMC history
16. In his/her prime, Mr. Zylstra’s pick for the best athlete of the teachers

1. Has two kids currently in high school at DMC
2. Named all his/her sons after men in the Bible
3. Has been stuck living in boring places like Miami and Brazil; will probably be overwhelmed by all the fun things to do in Demotte
4. Would probably be Mr. Zylstra’s best friend if it weren’t for his/her favorite NFL team
5. Has something in common with Mr. Zylstra— a mom that teaches at the grade school
7. The most charming and humble of all the HS staff
9. Has a daughter that works with Mr. Zylstra’s wife
11. Helped a high school senior Mr. Zylstra start a school club