Across
- 5. Kevin Beckman's dog, full name Michael
- 6. The grumpy Irish Wolfhound from James's favorite Disney movie
- 8. His given name, fittingly James's best friend
- 9. The Man in Black
- 11. The alias of the character he was actually named after
- 12. The grumpy soccer coach who shouts, "WHISTLE!"
Down
- 1. What you yell if you're at Katie's alma mater
- 2. "1+1+2+1 not 1+2+1+1"
- 3. Add a B to the dog-like fire Pokemon
- 4. A Harry Potter broomstick or a rain cloud
- 7. The butler from Oliver and Company
- 10. A singular player from Katie's NFL team
- 11. "Hiss, put it on my luggage!"