Across
- 3. your fave NFL team and Taylor Swift's 2nd fave
- 4. the bat that attacked you in the summer
- 8. in the water
- 9. my shiny teeth and me
- 12. a delicious soup and how your mustache makes me
- 13. New York City's Citywide Director of Rodent Mitigation, a.k.a. the Rat Tsar
- 14. our first date
- 15. where you sit on the board of directors
Down
- 1. albondigon
- 2. who puts the glad in gladiator?)
- 5. Blue's Clues cousin
- 6. coitus
- 7. your preferred mode of transportation
- 10. Gollum voice
- 11. favorite kind of powder