Earl's Crossword Challenge

2. The technological bane of your existence.
5. The most dangerous weapon at the jail. This version was published in 1983.
8. Nothing like one of these after a hard day's work (or a hard day's relaxing).
10. The paper proof of your many hours. of PD.
11. These adorn the men's classroom bathroom.
15. The perfect accompaniment to #2.
20. Uppers and downers.
21. Our work bean brand of choice.
24. The weapon of choice when dispatching #23.
25. Young Zinsser's formative years were spent here.
26. The last name of John from the Green Mile. Also a mis-spelling of the drink from #2.
28. An adjective we regularly use to describe you.
29. Our dearly departed friend.
30. The source of many heartwarming and comedic anecdotes.
31. Simple stinky bathroom explanation.

1. Get the spray!
3. This was previously a synonym for assignment. Now it's one of the finer things.
4. The difference between when Earl started working and when HR thinks he started working.
6. The creepy Moriarty to your Sherlock. Hint: His department:what you called him.
7. The source of our reluctant morning worship.
9. When Earl's in charge of the jukebox.
11. Why save yellow tickets?
12. "... Officer Zinsser". Before your retirement someone wanted something. Now it's an invite.
13. There seems to be an endless amount of work involved in getting these up and keeping them on. Smile!
14. The scent of the fancy soap.
16. The supplement that you are constantly told WILL help you sleep.
17. Your six million dollar joint.
18. The ground-level treasure trove.
19. The same folks who can't pull paper towels pull these out as single sheets. There was talk of the price going to $100 at one point.
22. A hugely successful, long-running post WW2 ad campaign that describes Duke's preference in smokes. He's a ...
23. What we hope you'll do with no 2002.
24. Yours was 'Classroom Officer'. It's also what Brits call mail.
27. The usual carb choice at the ACJ.