Across
- 3. = A garden structure for small humans and large amounts of pretend chaos
- 4. = The soft bedtime essential that sits just above one possible chocolate zone
- 7. = The island where we got engaged, and where you made me a very lucky man
- 9. = The task that multiplies overnight without permission
- 12. = The instrument behind which an Easter stash could sit unnoticed
- 14. = The kingdom currently occupied by a loud four-year-old and his loyal subjects
- 17. = The spot beside your bed where chargers, lip balm, and one very important Easter prize may be tucked away
- 18. = What certain discreet items may do when switched on, hidden well away from curious little hands
Down
- 1. = The item that says relaxed beach life, regardless of actual family logistics
- 2. = The beachside place where we first met, and where this whole thing really began
- 5. = Look above this hardworking appliance if domestic camouflage is part of the plan
- 6. = The country clearly superior to New Zealand, at least according to your loving Australian husband
- 8. = The place that brings tears, relief, bags, spare clothes, and the end of a workday scramble
- 10. = Beneath this patio furniture, a hidden treat might escape both children and weather
- 11. = Where the gin lives, along with certain sensible supplies designed to prevent further population growth
- 13. = Seasonal egg distributor with questionable concealment methods
- 15. = A compact parental survival tool usually consumed before coherent thought
- 16. = Swim, bike, run, and still somehow less tiring than parenting three children