Eat me!

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Across
  1. 3. No, I don't want no _____
  2. 5. Furry terrorist
  3. 6. The best show to ever air on television
  4. 9. Perfect snack to eat with chopsticks
Down
  1. 1. A little bit is a nice thing...12 jars is too much
  2. 2. It may come in 2024 or 2025 or...never
  3. 4. Pulling the ripcord after a long day at work
  4. 7. What you might split open if you don't wear a bike helmet
  5. 8. A language that Turk definitely can't speak