Across
- 2. The machine that makes squiggly lines look super important
- 4. The tiny gadget that makes your tech work and your brain hurt
- 6. The device that only malfunctions when your boss is watching
- 7. The fine art of pretending you remember everyone's name for free food
- 10. The art of melting metal and hoping it sticks where you want it
Down
- 1. The thing that holds a charge and your hopes of fixing the circuit
- 3. A gathering where you pretend to listen while secretly plotting your escape
- 5. The brain of your gadgets, making them smarter than you on bad days
- 8. The magical line that makes procrastination turn into productivity at the last minute
- 9. Your cozy little prison cell where dreams of an open office layout go to die