Across
- 1. Patti prefers it breaded
- 4. First canine love
- 7. Page-turning collective (2 wds)
- 9. By birth and degree
- 11. She calls it a martini, but Patti's preferred drink is really just this on the rocks
- 13. Warm wintering locale
- 14. Career that required Patti to wear a funny hat
- 16. Though not Sephardic, Patti's self-selected generational moniker
- 17. What Etta and Teddy call her (2 wds)
- 19. The license plate of Patti's garage-mate
- 21. Cause of much elbow pain and much joy
- 22. Patti's preferred literary genre, though she claims it wasn't for the cover art
- 23. Chew of choice
- 25. Mentioned in all conversations with Patti
Down
- 2. Beloved big sibling
- 3. Patti's collegiate mistake by the lake
- 4. Smarty-pants title earned by Patti (3 wds)
- 5. Patti and Robyn's paternal sun, literally
- 6. Left-handed progeny
- 8. Game requiring Patti to meld several times a week
- 10. Patti's main street 2x (2 wds)
- 12. Pretty matriarch, literally
- 15. Patti's high school (2 wds)
- 18. Jeopardy contestant
- 20. In pen only
- 24. Shake, rattle and solve
