Across
- 1. Text-editor for veterans, definitely the right choice.
- 4. What developers blame when everything breaks.
- 6. slave-master of the new world. Adapted to 1s and 0s instead of humans. controls things. Also if it crashes everyone dies.
- 8. All-knowing entity incapable of errors. Also likes coffee.
- 10. What you scale horizontally when vertically fails.
- 11. Protocol that works everywhere except when you need it most.
- 13. Phone book of the internet that's always out of date.
- 15. Container orchestration that makes everything magically work (until it doesn't).
- 17. What you use to watch errors multiply in real-time.
Down
- 2. Traffic cop for your cluster's front door.
- 3. The root of all evil in the world.
- 4. Cloud provider that's definitely not spying on you.
- 5. Penguin overlord of the computer-world.
- 7. Bullet-proof identity service. No-one understands it. It just works.
- 8. Metal boxes that turn electricity into heat.
- 9. Gathering-place for all-seeing technical masterminds. Also a team.
- 12. Command that makes you feel powerful until you typo it.
- 14. Gathering-place for servers and projects. Invitation-only.
- 16. One command to rule them all, one command to find them, one command to bring them all and in the shell bind them.