Across
- 3. Bonnie who fell out of Ellen's car
- 5. Bien sûr she spent a year there
- 6. Ellen's Celebrity Crush No. 2: Always says, "I guarantee it!"
- 9. Ellen's favorite Oaxacan destination
- 11. Ellen's Celebrity Crush No. 1: AKA Han, Indy, Deckert
- 12. Ellen's Celebrity Crush No. 3: She's an alto, he's a tenor
- 13. The color in the name of Ellen's last law firm
- 16. Ellen's Random Sport Crush, Giants Catcher Bobby
- 18. The color in the name of Ellen's first law firm
Down
- 1. The "Room" where Ellen and Jonathan ate pizza when they met
- 2. Ellen's High School, which is no more
- 4. Old friends on the radio, nearly outta here
- 7. Ellen's fantasy author classmate circa 1971
- 8. Affectionate Italian nickname of the last roommate Ellen kicked out
- 10. Provenance of the glass-encased dolls Ellen's sons never managed to damage
- 14. Oink baaah moooo neigh, Ellen hears
- 15. Ellen's hiking group
- 17. Ellen's first school Fortini Ranch where the McGintys would recreate
