Across
- 4. Ultimate testament to White Privilege. In pink.
- 7. There's one over troubled waters and one for sale in Brooklyn
- 9. Fabric keeper
- 11. Van Goh subject and heraldry mainstay
- 12. Follows after Ruby or careless kitchen mishaps
- 13. Good for soul food or, in Sedona, just for the soul
- 15. Failed to cover up for Enron, Iran-Contra, or Arthur Anderson
- 16. In baseball vernacular both where runs score and how
- 18. Possibly esoteric or occult Phytology
- 19. Also home of pumps, nerfs, and noodles
- 20. Atari started it all with one big red button and a stick
- 23. Depending on dad's snoring, could be claimed by both mom and Ruby
- 25. Minecraft mixes metaphors and holidays with this mob
- 26. Garments of leisure
Down
- 1. Big blue variety have become endangered species
- 2. RX Haven
- 3. Where Michael Kors, Anne Klein, and costume stuff hang out
- 5. Men's with Clark's and Nunn Bush etc
- 6. Shrink ray shelter
- 8. NY Giants Ring of Honor QB Tittle and what he reads
- 10. Train game
- 14. Meat meted here
- 17. Four legged retreat
- 21. Author with George __ Martin
- 22. Website says "ultimate modern furniture" not "sounds like adult only"
- 24. Libations Lair