Across
- 2. The slick liquid that makes a tight situation much smoother.
- 3. A tiny, tight opening where you insert your shaft and twist it to get in.
- 5. Manual labour usually performed under the covers.
- 8. Yard work maintenance, or a frustratingly prolonged delay of gratification.
- 10. The part leather band that clearly designates ownership.
- 12. Sandpaper texture, or how you like it when the hair-pulling starts.
- 14. The sudden linguistic boundary that turns a dungeon back into a living room
- 15. A natural morning phenomenon that makes going to the bathroom incredibly difficult.
- 18. The most budget-friendly, organic lubricant available.
- 19. The explosive, messy, and highly satisfying end to the night
- 21. A physical punishment that feels surprisingly good in the bedroom.
- 22. To remove your clothes piece by piece for an audience of one.
Down
- 1. An involuntary physiological response that separates the amateurs from the professionals.
- 3. A twist in a hose, or a twist in your bedroom routine.
- 4. A neck accessory that tells everyone in the room you enjoy a little breathless excitement
- 6. The trade entrance of a building, or a tight, alternative route that requires a lot of patience and prep work.
- 7. A piece of fabric that takes away one sense to heavily amplify all the others.
- 9. Something placed in the mouth to keep a partner quiet.
- 11. The loud vocal feedback that lets you know you are doing it right.
- 12. What a partner does when they prefer to control the speed and depth.
- 13. The structural piece of furniture that repeatedly informs your neighbors exactly what time you go to sleep.
- 16. Leather bedroom accessory that really makes a statement when it hits.
- 17. Restraints used to hold someone down, but not by the police.
- 20. A legendary anatomical destination that many men look for but few actually locate without a map.