Everything Is Red Euphemism

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Across
  1. 3. Guess who’s in town?
  2. 5. Yours will sync up when you live with girls?
  3. 6. On the ___
  4. 8. What I’m on right now
  5. 9. The most devastating scene in GofT
Down
  1. 1. Its ____ time of the month
  2. 2. What’s a sword if not to get ______
  3. 4. The thing at the end of a sentence.
  4. 5. Call the police, a __________ is in my pants
  5. 7. I’m not a ____ but I’ll take a look