Extremely Obscure Crossword

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Across
  1. 3. How much has Tufu Sacrificed?
  2. 4. Is this joke funny?
  3. 6. Dicks out for _______.
  4. 7. Which Beatle burns all of their fan mail?
Down
  1. 1. Is best friends with Morgan Freeman.
  2. 2. What did dad leave to go get?
  3. 5. Who is Sega’s Mascot?